Dancing Pineapple Guy

If you're already reading this you know you should be doing something better with your time. Dancing Pineapple is an international hero, famous celebrity, world renowed dancer, superstar, secret spy, massive drug dealer, religious symbol, sea monster, champion Pokemon trainer, soul singer, racist, DJ, robber, badass cop, all around good guy, whore, chain smoker, epic and legendary meme. Nobody knows where the meme originated from (JA), but ancient historians trace empty KFC buckets to a decrepit, rotten dumpster on the south side of the Tijuanna area.

If you're already reading this you know you should be doing something better with your time. Dancing Pineapple is an international hero, famous celebrity, world renowed dancer, superstar, secret spy, massive drug dealer, religious symbol, sea monster, champion Pokemon trainer, soul singer, racist, DJ, robber, badass cop, all around good guy, whore, chain smoker, epic and legendary meme. Nobody knows where the meme originated from (JA), but ancient historians trace empty KFC buckets to a decrepit, rotten dumpster on the south side of the Tijuanna area. He was brought into superstardom by random Internet tards you probably don't want to know about, for the sake of your wallet and children. DPG's theme song broke major airwaves when he broke air one day, causing all the microwave radio signals in the universe to immidately focus on his song that was playing while he was secksing up 8 Norweigan chicks in the shower. It stayed (and still is) at the Number 1 spot on all charts on Earth (most of them are non-existent or a fiction of the deranged school shooter mind), making a total revenue just short of $79 kajillion dollars. ($79,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or some, if you're a commie) DPG should not be heard by pregnant women, children, certain types of bread mold, Oprah Winfrey, your mother, any person over the age of 89 1/2, toasters, popes, talking trees, or your stoner friend Nick. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License and may also be available under the GNU FDL..