B.Lewis

http://blewis.bandcamp.com/ B.Lewis escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented beer. B.Lewis found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you. B.Lewis bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater. He has never slept or closed his eyes for more than 14.33 seconds.

http://blewis.bandcamp.com/ B.Lewis escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented beer. B.Lewis found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture.

He can climb trees faster than you. B.Lewis bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater. He has never slept or closed his eyes for more than 14.33 seconds. B.Lewis lives in a fortress made of moon rock.

His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi. B.Lewis does not drink liquids to sustain life. He is not made of Carbon. He is nowhere.

He is everywhere. He knows how to river-dance. http://www.myspace.com/mywishfullthinking17 User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License and may also be available under the GNU FDL..