Apeonaut

At the dawn of time a primitive apedude, the predecessor of modern dudes, rhythmically struck a rock with a bone. And lo, the beat was born. And the beat totally rocked. You should have been there, it was awesome. That ape died, unfortunately, as a result of complications that arose during routine tail surgery. But a bazillion years later another apedude was born, and his deeds became legend and his name became... Apeonaut: astronaut, pop star, lover.

At the dawn of time a primitive apedude, the predecessor of modern dudes, rhythmically struck a rock with a bone. And lo, the beat was born. And the beat totally rocked. You should have been there, it was awesome. That ape died, unfortunately, as a result of complications that arose during routine tail surgery.

But a bazillion years later another apedude was born, and his deeds became legend and his name became... Apeonaut: astronaut, pop star, lover. But alas his coming was too late. The destruction of The Earth at the hands of the evil robot overlords, combined with changing trends in popular music, forever sealed the fate of this planet's greatest pop legend. Or did it? Well...

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